A doctor, an astronaut, a psychologist ... All jurists have a different way of understanding the rest of professions, like our friends of the crazed jurist :
1. Doctor
Natural person, generally attached to the administration, whose reports serve as evidence sometimes and who tries to exercise without falling into professional negligence.
2. Politician
It can propose, urge, promote ... the repeal of laws. It is the enemy.
3. Professor
He smiles at you and seems to want peace, but then he suspends you and leaves you in the cruelest misery.
4. Postman
When he finds you, and you can be sure that he will end up doing it sooner or later, he will start the next day to take the time to appeal. His power is unlimited.
5. Beekeeper
The legislator created the 612 CC in his image and likeness. His influence in Spanish law is legendary.
6. Astronaut
If something happens to them in space. Why laws are governed if there is no legal system there? It's crazy. The most feasible theory is that they are emancipated minors.
7. Engineer
Sometimes he is an expert and is always right because nobody knows what he is talking about.
8. English translator
Surely he is a supporter of the Common Law. Enemy.
9. Psychologist
Sometimes expert. He wants to find out why people behave, but he can't say why you got into Law. Surely it is because there is no rational explanation.
10. Bricklayer
Any mistake of yours will be the origin of a claim for damages of the neighboring neighbor. Friend.
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